function makehaiku (ln1, ln2, ln3, author, email)
{
 this.ln1 = ln1;
 this.ln2 = ln2;
 this.ln3 = ln3;
 this.author = author;
 this.email = email;
}

haikus = new Array();
genhaikus = new Array();

mrthaikus = new Array(

new makehaiku ("As seen on T.V....","Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Pet, Foo!","Give me more money!","Vagrant","monsieur_merde@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("Murdock! You crazy!","Parking mah van in a park","you pay tha ticket!","Heib",""),
new makehaiku ("all that touch tha T","get a free lesson to fly","and then he drinks milk","Heib",""),
new makehaiku ("this haiku must be","a 5-7-5 pattern","about mr. T","Heib",""),
new makehaiku ("T is so awesome","He could kick my behind numb","But does T love me?","",""),
new makehaiku ("Forever awesome","but what if T was ROBOT!","man, that would rock HARD!","",""),
new makehaiku ("T fills my small heart","with so much ultra strong GLEE","cause he is like me","",""),
new makehaiku ("T is versitile","he made a cabbage launcher","to take out suckas","",""),
new makehaiku ("B A Baracus ","welded a whole bunch of crap","engineering god","Mike Jobba",""),
new makehaiku ("T versus george bush","not politics, personal","sucka taxed T's milk.","kym","kymba@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T is bad","You are not very bad, fool","Unlike Mr. T","RETALI8ONE ",""),
new makehaiku ("Listen up, sucka!","Mr. T in haiku form;","Genius in three lines.","Brandon","sticks_calhoun@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("Pine trees bad for T","T says cut them down you fool","I have allergies","Heather","bigwhiterubberboots@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("I like to wear gold","I once wore a gold skillet","That was a bit much","Mr. S",""),
new makehaiku ("Gold chains shining bright","Don't spike my milk, Hannibal","Always on the jazz","Howlin' Mad Hekal",""),
new makehaiku ("Gold chains adorn him","His first name, a mystery","T must stand for \"tough\"","Gillan \"The Villain\" Borum","bgb1@pitt.edu"),
new makehaiku ("Large and angry man","Not designed for flying","Use black van instead","The Flying Pasty",""),
new makehaiku ("what is all this","jibber jabber about","i am a trout","drink ya milk kiddys","mtstalker@www.ntT.com"),
new makehaiku ("First Name be mista","The Middle be period, foo","Last name T.  be coo.","JODinix",""),
new makehaiku ("This is the first rule:","quit the jibber-jabberin'","and drink your milk, fool!","Tracy Messina","tracymessina@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("Dat white boy's insane!","Murdoch and his sock puppet","gonna feel the pain!","Tracy Messina",""),
new makehaiku ("Murdoch asked me once","\"Just what does B.A. stand for?\"","I knocked his ass out.","Tracy Messina",""),
new makehaiku ("quit yo jibba jabba foo","hellauva far throws and fast vans","drink all your milk sucka","i want to be T",""),
new makehaiku ("I pity tha foo'","That mess wit B.A., sucka","What is in this milk?!","DarthBudzy","Admin@theDBC.tk"),
new makehaiku ("I pity the fool","Who lock us up with parts to","Build an armored car.","DarthBudzy","Admin@TheDBC.tk"),
new makehaiku ("Had Mr. T Doll","The Head Was Loose, It Fell Off","Where Mr. T's Head?","Jill",""),
new makehaiku ("Mohawks are still cool","Strip of hair down the middle","Mr T. you da man!","¿Picky?","happy@home.com"),
new makehaiku ("Big guy wit a ‘hawk","Kickin’ ass all day and night","Bling-Bling on his neck","¿Picky?","happy@home.com"),
new makehaiku ("Why pity the fool?","Mr. T cares about you","Now tie your shoe lace","",""),
new makehaiku ("Wind in my mohawk","The gleam off my gold chains, sweet","Feathers from my ears","T42","seanswagger25@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("what  was the story","between T and Fool Murdoch?","a love forbidden?","",""),
new makehaiku ("T is versitile","T cell Cancer,Superman","bring it on fool","Joe",""),
new makehaiku ("I could not download","A-team song on my cell phone","That phones dead meat, fool ","Joe",""),
new makehaiku ("Don't ask Mr. T","\"What's with your nappy moehawk?\"","Dangerous question!","K.V.",""),
new makehaiku ("T wear big gold bling","One Heluva body guard","He beat up Rocky","El Michael Magnifico",""),
new makehaiku ("I pity the fool","Who stands in the way of T","he will throw you far","",""),
new makehaiku ("drink your milk each day","dont become nobodies sucka","And pity the fool","Aidan Dankenstein",""),
new makehaiku ("to all you haters:","don't pity him for his looks","the man was MONSTROUS!","Bryan Smith",""),
new makehaiku ("I want a mohawk","So i can be just like T","oh T marry me!","Jenny O",""),
new makehaiku ("Who is this man who","fills my childhood with yearning?","Jibba Jabba THIS!","Jenny O",""),
new makehaiku ("If i had money","I'd probably buy his kit","damn you, mr T!","Bryan Smith",""),
new makehaiku ("T-bone steak is good","Har-T meals make stomachs ache","Mr. T is God","Shawn Walker",""),
new makehaiku ("Touch me Mr. T","I want you, body and soul","Just kidding sucka","Shawn TW",""),
new makehaiku ("I pity the fool","Who don't dig he, [Mr T]","You get me, sucka?","atl",""),
new makehaiku ("Jibber jabber is","What Mr. T is about","No more crap, Sucka","ShawnTW",""),
new makehaiku ("I like squash a lot","Does Mr. T like the squash","I care not at all","Shawn TW","CubeMan009@aol.com"),
new makehaiku ("Without Mr. T","I would not have learned English.","I pity the fool.","Daniel",""),
new makehaiku ("I pity the fool","who plays with this rather than","studying for tests","Anna","Anna_Arambulo@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("Spring research paper--","Mr T. haiku web site","Fouls up google search.","D-Rock",""),
new makehaiku ("don't bug Mr.T","don't jibber jabber, sucka","he'd say \"shut up, fool\"","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("gold chains and a van","black and gray with a red stripe","BA's comin' through","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("no planes for BA","he likes to stay on the ground","drink milk in the van","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("what you talkin' bout","look! a tiny Mr.T","ah! it's just Arnold!","turin","turin@pcisys.net"),
new makehaiku ("Rocky I and II","Balboa is not the man!","T would kick his butt!","turin","turin@pcisys.net"),
new makehaiku ("Mr.T is sly","few people know his real name","it's Laurence Turead","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("gold chains, iron fists","eyes of stone that look through you","key is attitude","ros","ros@wantree.com.au"),
new makehaiku ("what a great career","an MP in the Army","and a bodyguard","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("Mr.T, my hero","he threw that fool through plate glass","with only one arm","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("Mr.T is strong","i know why you ain't as tough","you don't drink milk, fool!","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("T's van vs. Kitt","Knight Rider has turbo boost","but no Mr.T","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("black, red, gray and fast","a GMC custom van","step on it, BA!","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("what's with that mohawk?","it must symbolize something","it's just my hair, fool!","turin","turin@pcisys.net"),
new makehaiku ("why use letter T?","is it because he's so Tuff?","I pit-T the fool!","turin","turin@pcisys.net"),
new makehaiku ("to rewrite Rocky","my ultimate fantasy","Balboa goes down","ros","ros@wantree.com.au"),
new makehaiku ("Mr.T is god","lots of gold and bad ass van","BA, you the man!","avatar","avatar@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T is cool.","Don't you mess wid his ride, fool!","Else he'll need some tools.","Eric \"Dude gone crazy\" Balay","balaye@clem.mscd.edu"),
new makehaiku ("Ain't no mo thang, bro","Mr. T has a bitchin fro","Cause he's chillin, yo","Eric \"I wanna be Mr. T\" Balay","balaye@clem.mscd.edu"),
new makehaiku ("Yo, Yo, Yo, Rerun","Don't be thinkin you de one","Cause Mr. T won","Eric \"How 'bout Dwayne and Rog?\" Balay","balaye@clem.mscd.edu"),
new makehaiku ("Chris Rock cain't help out","De rib joint ribs, sauce widout","T's de man, no doubt","Eric \"How much fo an order\" Balay","balaye@clem.mscd.edu"),
new makehaiku ("the hulkster could punch","and bodyslam a sucker","tagged with Mr.T","aron","Aaron_Gabow@Brown.edu"),
new makehaiku ("A-Team his moment","the T declined afterwards","Wrestlemania?","Funkapus","stonere@oz.net"),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T is scared","he won't ride on an airplane","it might crash, sucka!","",""),
new makehaiku ("Mista T is da man","tons of gold around his neck","I pity the fool","PhrostByte","horfus@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("mr t rules all foo","aint not nuthin u can do","so hang wit his crew","dojomann","jim5796@ix.netcom.com"),
new makehaiku ("Shakespeare this! Sucka!","To be or not to be, man!","Jibber, Jabber, fool!","Alas Poor Turin","turin@pcisys.net"),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T the great","His gold chains dazzle my eyes","Mohawks are sexy","Imajika","Imajika@plinet.com"),
new makehaiku ("no one send haikus","Mr. T can't understand","can't you fools write one?????","Mr. Turin","turin@pcisys.net"),
new makehaiku ("T, B.A., Clubber","Don't you dis' his big gold chains","He'll kick your ass, fool!","B-man","brettb@rogers.wave.ca"),
new makehaiku ("T was Clubber Lang?","He shoulda kicked Rocky's butt!","I want a rematch!","T-Fan #32789","brettb@rogers.wave.ca"),
new makehaiku ("Technology bad","Please tell me you like my beard","Or i'll blow you up","UNABOMBER","felten@uiuc.edu"),
new makehaiku ("The A-team was cool","T is my hero although","the cartoon was dumb","matt","matt@weirdness.com"),
new makehaiku ("Murdock must smoke grass","Hannibal don't show no brass","But T kicks much ass","Geoff \"sholugnut\" Alison","galison@earthlink.net"),
new makehaiku ("Gold Chains make T hot!","OG'd is what June Bug got","Bas ass... Bug is NOT","Geoff \"gimme a sip in ma hand for a dime\" Alison","galison@earthlink.net"),
new makehaiku ("T the Thespian,","Mr. T, Prince of Denmark","To Be, or What, Fool?!","hipcheck","hipcheck@writeme.com"),
new makehaiku ("T isn't washed up!","1998 Comeback","A-Team: The Movie","hipcheck","hipcheck@writeme.com"),
new makehaiku ("I pity the what?","I hate that jibber-jabber!","Pity this, sucka!","Monty","denm2545@blue.unco.edu"),
new makehaiku ("BA Barracus","The man who hates to ride planes","Murdock knocks him out","mastermind","ma5t3rm1nd@aol.com"),
new makehaiku ("Mr T's so tuff","He could take on Superman","And destroy his ass","Monty","denm2545@blue.unco.edu"),
new makehaiku ("T works out each day","one day he'll knock off fort knox","and wear all that gold","butter","wiley6@marshall.edu"),
new makehaiku ("That mohawk is bad","So bad, like Mr. T's ass.","You know what I mean.","Pat Hayes","hayes_p@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("Oh Mr. T why?","Did you hate to fly, up high.","In the clear blue sky?","Madame X","awhite@mindentimes.on.ca"),
new makehaiku ("Cool van, lots of gold,","Strong man on the A-Team crew.","Chicks dig the hair cut","Ariel","awhite@mindentimes.on.ca"),
new makehaiku ("I pity the fool!","Don't touch those nice doughnuts fool!","Hands off my food fool!","",""),
new makehaiku ("You talking to me?","better start running, sucker","A-team's a-coming","Imagine","imagine@cafe.sydney.net"),
new makehaiku ("Mr T's A-team","Hannibal, Murdock, and Face","They fight for justice.","",""),
new makehaiku ("My name is Mike C","I love Big tough Mr T","Friends call me MC","Amy \"BA\" Keller","AKeller@baltimoreblast.com"),
new makehaiku ("a-team is for skate","mullen, mosley, and the rest","make a-team the best","april schaff",""),
new makehaiku ("I don't like planes, fool","You want to get me to fly?","Better drug my milk","C.C.","cclagator@netscape.net"),
new makehaiku ("How many midgets","Would it take to kick T's Ass","Probably a lot","ceooffunk","kojal@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("\"T\" is a Bad Man","He is cool when he shouts out","\"I Pity The Fool\"","Conway","MCConway@aol.com"),
new makehaiku ("I knocked out Stallone","I is the Bad Clubber Lang","I wear lots of gold!","Conway","MCConway@aol.com"),
new makehaiku ("a dumb man once said","mr T aint the hottest","I PITY DAT FOO","hartley (mrs. t)","tikigoat@aol.com"),
new makehaiku ("T is mecca tough","Mr. T has a mowhawk","I pity the fool","Jonathan Chaplin","jonchap@aol.com"),
new makehaiku ("i pity da fool","who don't get me some grub now","you think you bad, foo?","Keith Fact","netinfo0@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("Mista T says to","Quit talkin jibba jabba","You dead meat sucka!","Morehouse","morehouse17@excite.com"),
new makehaiku ("i sold all my gold","can we do a rocky six","i'm broke please feed me","mr. O","odabashian@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("T's gold chains are hot","Strung on his big, jacked body","T's style is so fly.","Patricia S. TD'03","patricia.stringel@yale.edu"),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T likes milk","He pities the fool who don't","Take crap? No he won't","Robin Muller","CharlestonBogard@looksmart.com"),
new makehaiku ("capn' T commands","you had better listen fool!","golden man is T","RussXL \"da infinite god of all things related to Mr.T\"","rpeace@bigfoot.com"),
new makehaiku ("T-time is all time","the fool he always pity","he will break your face","RussXL \"DA TRUE T MASTER\"","rpeace@bigfoot.com"),
new makehaiku ("TTTTT","TTTTTTT","TTTTT","RussXL","rpeace@bigfoot.com"),
new makehaiku ("Mr.T is god","he thinks cancer saved his life","T is my best friend","RussXL 'master of T'","rpeace@bigfoot.com"),
new makehaiku ("Throw you hella far","So don't insult the van Foo'","T's comin' for you ","Shawn M.","goatmoat@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("B A Barracus","Alvin and the Chipmunks show","he was a guest star","Loose Cannon","Uncledooshbag@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("I Pity The Fool","That Doesn't Watch The A-Team","Regular Sucka","t-fool",""),
new makehaiku ("Gimme that welder","Gonna make a bazooka","To stir my milk with","scott \"junebug\" balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("Mohawk behind you","Gold chains clinking in the night","Watch yo back, sucka!","Blizzo-T","morganwhitney@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("I love Mr. T","His body makes me hot..oh","Gold Chains Gold Chains ...mmm","Suzy Q",""),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T is soft","No way all that gold is real","He'd have neck problems","",""),
new makehaiku ("BA Barracus","He B a mean SOB","He still on TV","",""),
new makehaiku ("T is a monster","No way he's afraid to fly","He must be faking","General Becker",""),
new makehaiku ("mohawk standing tall","touch his gold and you will fall","T's a big mutha","General Becker",""),
new makehaiku ("gold plated thunder","he can make a tank from scraps","and keep his gold clean","General Becker",""),
new makehaiku ("Face Man is a wuss","Chicks use him to get to T","T is the Money!","",""),
new makehaiku ("mr. t, you tough","tough like a 2 dollar steak","oh please don't throw me","andy","andybentley100@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("Mr. t can't you see","That your pee is so free","Like a waterfall Cheese","Mefostapolis",""),
new makehaiku ("\"Don't be nobody's fool,","be good, respect your mama,","drink your milk\", says T.","Booty White Man","not@home.com"),
new makehaiku ("get in the van fool!","Strong, Silent, Mr. T waits","to shoot up a bar","clarkkent","clarkkent@collegeclub.com"),
new makehaiku ("A man with no milk","Is not any sort of man","Mr t has milk","dukebaboo","dukebaboo@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("Afraid of BA?","Don't talk no Jibber-Jabber...","T is on the jazz!","Eric \"Gimme some candy, Fool!\" Balay","eric_b@webtv.net"),
new makehaiku ("Once Upon A Time...","Mister T was a BAD ASS!!","This ain't no fairy tale...","Eric \"stop me now before it's too late\" Balay","eric_b@webtv.net"),
new makehaiku ("Mr T is raw","Mr T can eat a Saw","Mr T is coo","Garrett Sommer","tgsommer@home.net"),
new makehaiku ("T stars on A-Team","He made homemade napalm from","Bat feces and spit","GatorFan","jbilbrey@netscape.net"),
new makehaiku ("Because Mr. T","had to have a transfusion","that fool's blood's in him!","Geodude","geodude@syclone.net"),
new makehaiku ("gold on his fingers","hercules of the eighties","my hero, mister t","J Love","justin.coughlan@cai.com"),
new makehaiku ("big mohawked bald head","opening can of whoop ass","i pity the fool","JAK.","krisdoug@ihug.co.nz"),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T don't like","to fly on no jumbo jet","he don't like peanuts.","jibbermejabber fool",""),
new makehaiku ("Alone in my room","The A-Team's on TV now","T is my soulmate","katie","kam2@sas.upenn.edu"),
new makehaiku ("Lost and forgotten","A-Team on syndication","Need for T unfilled","katie","kam2@sas.upenn.edu"),
new makehaiku ("T lift a sucka,","Throw his ass helluva far","Dat fool on Mars now","Mister Bizzo","misterbizzo@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("Helluva Tough T","Drink milk and don't do drugs, fool!","Or he whup yo' ass","Mister Bizzo","misterbizzo@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("I pity da fool","Who don't eat my cereal","Tastes like Cap'n Crunch","Mister Bizzo","misterbizzo@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("My Hero is Dark","He Jingles Incessantly","Can you Resist Him?","MonkeyBoy","rlester@mindspring.com"),
new makehaiku ("Ha ha ha ha ha!","Check out T's lotto ad <a href=\"http://www.adcritic.com/content/oregon-lottery-power-ball-the-game-show-mr-t.html\" target=\"_top\">here</a>","Almost peed myself","Scott Balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("i ain't drinkin' milk","i fell for that trick before","no damn planes for me","mr. g.","wgage@concretemedia.com"),
new makehaiku ("I know T is Tuff,","But did he ever donate blood?","Don't Know, Oh Don't Know.","stashka",""),
new makehaiku ("i ain't drinkin' milk","i fell for that trick before","no damn planes for me","mr. g.","wgage@concretemedia.com"),
new makehaiku ("someone brought up T","your haiku site came to mind","I showed it, we laughed","rhy",""),
new makehaiku ("drink your milk sucka","stops osteoperosis","and T says so fool","Peter","petemule@home.com"),
new makehaiku ("T is a rock star...","one more line and it's a song!","call Wesley Willis!","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("I saw on TV","E! True Hollywood Story","It was about T","scott balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("lots of gold on neck","speaks in strange language, but hey...","great haircut my man!","stompyroo","escapism@mindless.com"),
new makehaiku ("Whatchu want sucka?","I'll punch your groin seven times!","This ain't no joke, foo!","stylez","onestyle@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("hair in a straight line","few words, but lots of action","Mr. T is zen","voom","voom@ix.netcom.com"),
new makehaiku ("Moving javascript","making my poor eyes hurt so","but Mr T rocks","Vrum","vrumugun@camtech.net.au"),
new makehaiku ("Let's make a new flick","\"Mr. T and the Women\"","Well? Need I say more?","scott \"crazy spielberg fool\" balay","sb@infinitefish.com"),
new makehaiku ("My boyfriend sucks ass","cause he will not stop writing","Mr. T haikus","Not an A-team fan",""),
new makehaiku ("Pee Wee gave him props","Made his breakfast talk like T","T would break dat fool","Inspector Collect",""),
new makehaiku ("T, where have you been?","Driving a cab in DC?","You best call collect!","Joey \"the pig\" Sty","ramblinm1@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("with da gold so low","and da mohawk so hiz-igh","mistah t is flyyyyyyyy.......","Partaker","dwolcott@alts.org"),
new makehaiku ("Face trick 'em real good","or B.A. bust 'em up-ouch","team plan never fail","Haiku Lou",""),
new makehaiku ("Momma's boy, drinks milk","went to tough man college, too","he's got a B.A.","Haiku Lou",""),
new makehaiku ("no jibba jabba","he will beat you like a drum","he on de A-team","Haiku Lou",""),
new makehaiku ("Platinum is in","T stays gold from head to toe","T is old school dawg","Magnum P.I.",""),
new makehaiku ("why is the black man","always driving the van yo","answer that suckas","",""),
new makehaiku ("Murdock get away","Get away, you is crazy fool","love is beautiful","Jewan",""),
new makehaiku ("Mister T could whoop ","Miami Vice's weak ass","Crocket broke in half","",""),
new makehaiku ("crazy plan, might work","a bunch of white guys, and \"T\"","no jibber jabber","Haiku Lou",""),
new makehaiku ("no way out, it seems","who you gonna call? A-team","they get the job done","Haiku Lou",""),
new makehaiku ("a 'tude and a 'do","hardend steel but still tender","he pitys the fool","Haiku Lou",""),
new makehaiku ("off to work I go ","in the van wit my homies","time for \"T\", A-men","Haiku Lou",""),
new makehaiku ("Mohawk, sleeveless shirt.","Big arms, brass knuckles and more","That's mister to you.","",""),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T does ads","for 1-800-collect","What has he come to?","curli$$","ohgodimlost@aol.com"),
new makehaiku ("T pitties the fools","who don't eat his cereal","you better use milk!","",""),
new makehaiku ("Mister T won't fly","Planes aren't as cool as his van.","There's a bed in back.","Jewan",""),
new makehaiku ("Don't mess wit his van!","Unless it's to squash suckas.","Weld some armor on!","Jewan",""),
new makehaiku ("When T on the Jazz","He come out fighting like Taz","You be meat, Dead Meat!","Joey \"the pig\" Sty","ramblinm1@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("Inspecta Collect","Mister T's alter ego","Start dialing sucka!","Jewan",""),
new makehaiku ("one ugly mutha","more jewelry than he might need","only fool tell him","Haiku Lou",""),
new makehaiku ("B. A. Barackus","Will Terminate Your Behind","That's What I Said, Fool!","Justin","assimil8@bellsouth.net"),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T looks just like","Gary Coleman on steroids","rub yo eyes foo T","",""),
new makehaiku ("duh duh DUHHH Duh Duh","duh Du Du Du DUHHH Duh ","duh duh duh Duhh boom","i pitty da foo who dont sing dis",""),
new makehaiku ("Was in the A-Team","Now does ads for collect calls","What a cryin' shame","Professor J","juddh@sisqtel.net"),
new makehaiku ("Gunshot! A tire blows","I'm gonna make em pay for","messin up my ride.","mojo jojo",""),
new makehaiku ("B.A. scare bad guys","they can't smile with broken jaw","knuckle ring sandwich","Haiku Lou",""),
new makehaiku ("My mohawk looks good","And some sucka touched my chains","I pity the fool","J Beans","mhuzak@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T is back","Now he's making collect calls","Get me his agent.","Howling Mad Murdock",""),
new makehaiku ("It was all for naught","T's got a real happy thought","Beatin' you silly","Todd \"Chachi\" Calcaterra","tododod@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("Take your hat off, fool","Something about that blue hat","Rubs me the wrong way","Todd \"Chachi\" Calcaterra","tododod@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("T. is like the wind","Never to be jailed or caught","Fishin' for spare change","Todd \"Chachi\" Calcaterra","tododod@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("Man, you buggin' me","And you got lice, crazy fool","Here comes a beatin'","Todd \"Chachi\" Calcaterra","tododod@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("That's nonsense, you fool","Cuz we're bustin' outta here","These chains is itchy","Todd \"Chachi\" Calcaterra","tododod@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("You kids make me sick","Off doin' drugs while I chill out","Eatin' a Po-Boy","Todd \"Chachi\" Calcaterra","tododod@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("Thunderlips, silly Creed","Mr. T beats all comers","Even Balboa","Broadway",""),
new makehaiku ("In this crazy world","So many fools to pity","T's prediction:  Pain.","Broadway",""),
new makehaiku ("Run your mouth, not smart","T has no time for suckers","My prediction:  Pain","Broadway",""),
new makehaiku ("Mohawk and gold chains,","Best bouncer in the business.","My prediction:  Pain.","",""),
new makehaiku ("The T man is coo!","Easter bunny needs mohawk","To be cool like T!","louie","louielou@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("A brave man, B.A.,","with those earrings on both ears","in the mid-eighties.","Wannabe Mr. T","poohbah75@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("Diggin the mohawk,","I know you sweat the dope van,","Don't forget the gold.","Wannabe Mr. T","poohbah75@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("Gettin in that plane?","With that crazy fool Murdock?","You go, Hannibal","Wannabe Mr. T","poohbah75@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("This is very cool","Don't be a real stupid fool","Or you won't be cool","Smiles","Alright Baby"),
new makehaiku ("All your base be ours","Someone set up us the foo!","I pity the base!","CATS",""),
new makehaiku ("Overblown bouncer","The whole world is his saloon","Don't piss him off, fool!","Jonathan E",""),
new makehaiku ("Slow Rocky -- jabs?  Please!","Clubber Lang wins rematch, too.","Rocky III a farce!","Ron",""),
new makehaiku ("A-team van brings us","home where re-runs never die","Nick-at-Nite needs T","mary mcmanamee","mako@texas.net"),
new makehaiku ("TV Land Reruns","Keep new gold around my neck","Tune in at 2","paTrick","autismconsultant@earthlink.net"),
new makehaiku ("I punched that Face Man","Right in his sissy boy mouth!","Plans come together!","paTrick","autismconsultant@earthlink.net"),
new makehaiku ("You a sissy boy!","You Haiku writin' wimp fool!","I punch your fat mouth!","paTrick","autismconsultant@earthlink.net"),
new makehaiku ("How do we know if ","T even likes our Haiku","Tribute to him, fool?","",""),
new makehaiku ("Mista T pity","The foo who writes da haiku","Pity me and you","* M *",""),
new makehaiku ("The A-Team kick ass","Mr. T is my hero","be somebody, fool!","",""),
new makehaiku ("I do pity da fool","I really really do pity da fool","I do pity da fool","James","james@shutterport.com"),
new makehaiku ("i pity the foo","who don't eat my cereal","drink milk, don't do drugs","Andrew the pimp",""),
new makehaiku ("T got the money","T got the Blingy Bling Bling","from his cereal","Andrew the pimp",""),
new makehaiku ("jibba jabba foo","mr. T gonna get you","nuttin you can do","andrew the pimp",""),
new makehaiku ("mr. t big man","falling into the abyss","i pity the fool","Team Poverty",""),
new makehaiku ("I pity the foo","Who dont' like T's Haiku","You be meat, Dead Meat!","Joe C","ramblinm1@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("you're mine Balboa","the old man can't save you now","count to ten sucka","Jimmy Jam",""),
new makehaiku ("christmas tree lighting","gotta get goin' sucka","i pity the tree","",""),
new makehaiku ("I pity the fool","Make sure that you stay in school","Hands off my cheetos!","Max Rhodes","MaxRhodes@aol.com"),
new makehaiku ("T is a monster","He beats up big fat bullies","And eats them for lunch","Trevor Langdon","tlangdon@biteme.com"),
new makehaiku ("trackn' down bad guys","T's the real enchilada","Plan comes together","B-Rooks \"Da\" Wordslinger",""),
new makehaiku ("don't be smokin' crack","i drive the van on Kojak","not da show da dude","ronnie felcher","teriyakis@hotmail.com"),
new makehaiku ("the time has come for","Mr T to scratch his head","and follow foul balls","",""),
new makehaiku ("Bubble window van,","Look in, who's inside of there?","That's my face, Sucka!","Elijah-won Kenobie","darthgilb@yahoo.com"),
new makehaiku ("His name was B.A.","Best friends with Garry Coleman","Golden like your chains","GTphreak1","GTphreak1@aol.com"),
new makehaiku ("toughest thing about ","being Mr. T: finding","sleeveless red t-shirts","",""),
new makehaiku ("T cut down his trees","Sucka neighbors asked him why","I need toothpicks, fool","",""),
new makehaiku ("Don't talk 'bout his mom","I heard him on Howard Stern","He got really pissed","",""),
new makehaiku ("He lost all his dough","Lots of fake gold-plated bronze","Is what he wears now","",""),
new makehaiku ("Full circle for T","knockin' fools' heads together","bartender supreme","",""),
new makehaiku ("Look at Mr. T","Gary Coleman on steroids","Wouldn't stand a chance","",""),
new makehaiku ("In the fancy van,","sunlight gleams on your gold chains.","You are my hero.","",""),
new makehaiku ("i watch the a-team","i feel young again and yet","still pity the fools","stigmataboy","stigmataboy@ilovejesus.net"),
new makehaiku ("T teams with Hogan","Piper, Orton, Paul Orndorf","It's a pier 6 brawl","",""),
new makehaiku ("Mr. T is tough","Throws crazy fools very far.","Helluva fast van.","Jerry Depew","Qjer73@aol.com"),
new makehaiku ("i yam what i yam","and thats what i yam, says t","no that was pop eye","justin and justin",""),
new makehaiku ("A man to jabber","Is an evil much greater","Than is to jibber","Glen Nesbitt","")

);



genhaikus[0] = new makehaiku ("ring, busy signal","ISP won't answer me","unlimited, huh?","turin","turin@pcisys.net");
genhaikus[1] = new makehaiku ("i'm lost in subspace","help me 'cause i lost my cat","i'll look under mars","infinite fish","sb@infinitefish.com");
genhaikus[2] = new makehaiku ("my face is on fire","please give me gorgonzola","so i will not burn","infinite fish","sb@infinitefish.com");
genhaikus[3] = new makehaiku ("the sky is falling","it comes in large, spinning chunks","ah! trusty hardhat!","infinite fish","sb@infinitefish.com");
genhaikus[4] = new makehaiku ("pickles in burgers","whatever for, MacDonalds?","for ammunition!","ros","ros@wantree.com.au");
genhaikus[5] = new makehaiku ("sadness fills me now","i've been especially bad","i bent my wookiee","ifish","sb@infinitefish.com");
genhaikus[6] = new makehaiku ("bob the landlord thinks","chicken makes lousy house pet","you'll regret that, bob","ifish","sb@infinitefish.com");
genhaikus[7] = new makehaiku ("circle why are you","so that you have no ending","you confuse me so","avatar","avatar@infinitefish.com");
genhaikus[8] = new makehaiku ("five syllables, huh?","now let me think about that","the first line is hard","turin","turin@pcisys.net");
genhaikus[9] = new makehaiku ("pepsi coke pepsi","the cola wars are still on","beer won at my house","turin","turin@pcisys.net");
genhaikus[10]= new makehaiku ("e, a, d, g, e","definitely something wrong","guitar broke a string!","turin","turin@pcisys.net");
genhaikus[11]= new makehaiku ("what you talkin' bout'?","Diff'rent Strokes to move the world","child-star criminal","turin","turin@pcisys.net");
genhaikus[12]= new makehaiku ("imagine people","living in a world of peace","i am the walrus","turin","turin@pcisys.net");
genhaikus[13]= new makehaiku ("drip. water dripping.","drip. drip. nobody's sleeping.","turn that faucet off!","turin","turin@pcisys.net");
genhaikus[14]= new makehaiku ("red hearts, green clovers","they're magic'ly delicious","leprechauns are gay.","turin","turin@pcisys.net");

haikus = mrthaikus;
haikus.length = mrthaikus.length;

var current = Math.round(Math.random()*(haikus.length-1));

function color (red, green, blue)
{
 this.red = red;
 this.green = green;
 this.blue = blue;
}

function hexDig (num)
{
 num = parseInt(num);    // make sure we have a #
 if (num < 16)
  return "0123456789ABCDEF".charAt(num);
 else
  return "F";
}

function hex (num)
{
 num = parseInt(num);
 return hexDig (num>>>4) + hexDig(num&15);
}

function colorize (message, colorarray)
{
 var blendsize = parseFloat(message.length/(colorarray.length-1));
 var output = "";
 var charcount, blendcount;
 var rdist, gdist, bdist;
 var blendstart;

 for (blendcount=0; blendcount<(colorarray.length-1); blendcount++)
 {
  rdist = parseFloat(colorarray[blendcount+1].red - colorarray[blendcount].red);
  gdist = parseFloat(colorarray[blendcount+1].green - colorarray[blendcount].green);
  bdist = parseFloat(colorarray[blendcount+1].blue - colorarray[blendcount].blue);
  blendstart = parseFloat(blendcount*blendsize);
  for (charcount=blendstart; charcount<parseInt(blendstart+blendsize); charcount++)
  {
   output += '<font color="#'+
    hex(parseFloat(colorarray[blendcount].red)+parseFloat(charcount-blendstart)/blendsize*rdist) +
    hex(parseFloat(colorarray[blendcount].green)+parseFloat(charcount-blendstart)/blendsize*gdist) +
    hex(parseFloat(colorarray[blendcount].blue)+parseFloat(charcount-blendstart)/blendsize*bdist) +
    '">'+ message.charAt(charcount) +'</font>';
  }
 }

 return (output);
}

var colors = new Array();
/*
colors[0] = new color (255,130,0);
colors[1] = new color (255,255,0);
colors[2] = new color (255,130,0);
colors.length = 3;
*/

colors[0] = new color (255,255,255);
colors[1] = new color (255,255,130);
colors[2] = new color (255,255,255);
colors.length = 3;


function sine (mag, per, off, size)
{
 var out = new Array();

 var count;
 for (count=0; count<size; count++)
 {
  out[count] = Math.round(parseFloat(mag)*Math.sin(parseFloat(count-per)*Math.PI/parseFloat(per))+off);
//  out[count] = parseInt(parseFloat(mag)*Math.sin(parseFloat(count+off)/parseFloat(parseFloat(per)*parseFloat(2)*parseFloat(Math.PI))));
 }
 out.length = size;
 return out;
}